+2,204The grass is always greener on the other side because it is fertilized with bullshit, amirite?
+10And i'm PROUD to be an American, where at least i no i'm free... But i won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me. And i gladly stand up, next to you and defend her still today... Cause there ain't no doubt i LOVE this land... GOD BLESS THE USA! amirite?
+1,099The past is like using your rear-view mirror in the car, its good to glance back and know whats there, but stare too long and you'll miss what's in front of you..... amirite?
+852Even if you think you're good at something, there's always an Asian somewhere who does it better, amirite?
+3,410Girls are like apples on a tree. All the sluts are on the bottom of the tree, and they get more attention because they're easier to get to. Then all the girls at the top think there might be something wrong with them, but, in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right guy- the one that's willing to climb all the way up. amirite?
+853Tall people wish they were shorter, short people wish they were taller. Fat people wish they could lose a few pounds, skinny people wish they could gain a few pounds. Why can't everyone just be happy for who they are? Let's face it, everyone has flaws, nobody's perfect, amirite?
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+3,470Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow white barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, because love means facing your biggest fears, amirite?
+745there's a little truth in every "jk", there's a little curiosity in every "jw", there's a little knowledge in every "idk", there's a little emotion in every "idc", but most of all... there's a little please dont leave me in every "go away". amirite?