+3,048The elderly should be sent to jail, and criminals to nursing homes. The eldery would have free hot food, snacks, free legal care, medical and health, security and safety, free clothing, access to pools, counseling and education, family visits, and care. The criminals would have cold food, left alone in a tiny room, limited showers and pay $5000 a month for the torture. amirite?
+442The optimist says the glass is half full, the pessimist says it is half empty, the realist says the glass contains half the required amount of liquid for it to overflow, the cynic wonders who drank the other half. But, Attitude is not about whether the glass is half full or half empty, it's about who is paying for the next round. amirite?
+559My teeth are so gay. But that's cool, because in a few months when my braces come off, they will be straight. amirite?
+459Sometimes you see a really inspiring commercial and feel the need to open your window and scream, "IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!", amirite?
+429Marriage is like eating at a restaurant, You like what you see and order it, but then you see what the other guy has and you're like, "I wish I ordered that!" and then there are those think, "What the heck, I can afford both" which we'll call 'The Tiger Woods scenario', amirite?
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+555Always remember, no matter how hard you train, there's always an asian out there that could kick your ass. amirite?
+304Those 'Yo Mama' jokes never actually apply to your mother, like: "Yo Mama's so poor she lives in a box." Fuck, my mom's too fat for even the largest of boxes. amirite?
+261The largest picture even taken is of 10, 000 galaxies. Each galaxy contains anywhere from ten million to one trillion stars. The average star is one million times the size of the earth. This huge photo only covers 13/millionth of the night sky. Some scientist's claim that what I just mentioned is the size of a quarter compared to the size of the earth, what the actual universe is. Mind boggling... amirite?
+492When Alice in Wonderland takes a moment, she goes on a journey down a hole, meets an invisible cat, an angry mouse, a mad hatter, an angry queen, slays a dragon, and rescues the impossible kingdom. When most people take a moment, they just eat a twix bar. amirite?
+346A candle is very profound, one candle can pass the light from it to a million others, yet doesn't become any dimmer. amirite?