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Popcorn is the only type of food we purposefully explode to consume, amirite?

Buy AMC stock.

Monopoly has a monopoly on monopoly games, amirite?

Uno is the numero uno Uno game.

Cats like to get high and people enable it, amirite?

Good, at least they don't have to suffer sober like the majority of dogs

History is written by the victor. Makes you think how many things in history we think are true, but complete lies. amirite?

And if you have Hollywood you become the hero even if you lose or if others did the job for you.

A duck can walk, swim, fly and float but does none of those things particularly well. amirite?
You can be sure that Superman was not circumcised. amirite?
There isn't a proper Love Triangle that is completely hetrosexual. amirite?

Bizarre Love Triangle.

It's socially acceptable for Singers to perform with their eyes closed but not Stand-up comedians, amirite?

Something something, You're wrong, something something, Mitch Hedberg.

If Superbowl ads are an indicator of trends for the future, we will all be driving electric cars purchased with crypto while holding a seltzer beer really soon. amirite?

One must remember most of the ad producers and marketing dept. live in a bubble of inner city n.y. and are out of touch with most of the population.

2 snaps and a circle. just say'n

Sunlight is the one natural resource humans have not contaminated. amirite?

Dyson sphere designing intensifies

That 70s show, 3rd Rock from the sun and Big Bang Theory are all the same show, amirite?

Can you please explain?

Car salesmen never ask if we'd marry someone without having sex with them first, amirite?

Well those certainly are words...

To hold all the listeners of Joe Rogan's podcast, you'd need every seat in the nation's 250 largest stadiums. amirite?
If Superbowl ads are an indicator of trends for the future, we will all be driving electric cars purchased with crypto while holding a seltzer beer really soon. amirite?
@capamericasur Or at least some version of us across the Multiverse.

I love how one was basically dissing the metaverse too lol

Sunlight is the one natural resource humans have not contaminated. amirite?
@Nickyikky Lets fix that, start building a Dyson sphere

To collect energy for crypto mining! Sign of truly advanced civilisation :D