You've maimed, mangled, destroyed, or otherwise abused a Barbie doll before, amirite?

My mom wanted to teach me the importance of wearing a seatbelt. So she put my barbie into my barbie car without the seatbelt on, sent the car speeding into the wall, and the barbie's head flew off. Lesson learned.

You're gunna be really pissed if in the Deathly Hallows Part 2, they skip/change the scene where Neville kills Nagini. amirite?

I seriously read this as:
You're gonna really piss in the deathly hollows....

There should be slightly stricter laws on adopting a pet, because it's horrible when a family or someone buys a puppy or a kitten simply because it's cute or to impress their children, but when the pet actually grows up and isn't so "cute" anymore, it just gets neglected or even abandoned. amirite?

I could rant about this for a very long time...
My aunt is a huge animal lover, and she fosters cats and dogs for the pound. She winds up keeping the unadoptable ones, and that's a lot. It's so sad. One of the dogs used to be a mother in a puppy mill, and she really doesn't like people at all. She always keeps a toy in her mouth as her baby, because she always got her real puppies yanked away from her before they really should have been.
The biggest problem are these trend dogs, like when 101 dalmations came out everyone wanted one, or a little while ago when labradoodles were big. People think "Oh that's so cute" and they go to these breeders and spend tons of money on a dog and then find out they can't really handle it and put it in a shelter. No one wants fully grown animals, they want puppies and kittens, so most of those animals have to be put to sleep. It's so sad. I really wish people would learn more about this kind of stuff before they got a pet.

you would be ashamed if Bach or Mozart came back from the dead and listened to the radio and asked you "wtf is this?" and you would have to tell them it is music, amirite?

I'd be more concerned about how the hell they came back to life.

To end the gay marriage controversy we could give gay couples the same rights as straight couples when they get married except call it something else. That way the religious people couldn't complain because it's technically not "marriage,", amirite?

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others"

One of the ways Twilight is cool is because Bella loves Jacob even though he's Indian, while in Harry Potter, there are only white people, because I guess J K Rowling just doesn't like people who aren't white. Just one reason Twilight is better, amirite?

Woah there. I am NOT white. I consider myself more of a blue/grey race of my own. And Dean Thomas and Lee Jordan were black, parvati and padma patil were indian, cho was Asian, must I go on?

Hunting for sport is wrong, amirite?
@starke too many deer 'round here, not enough animals that kill deer

Then it's not sport, it's culling. Culling, to an extent, is okay. So is hunting for food, as long as the animal doesn't suffer. I don't understand how anyone can find killing an innocent animal "fun". It's murder. If you want to shoot something so badly, take up archery or clay shooting. You'd have to be a really sick person to take satisfaction out of having a dead animal's head on your wall.

There should be an age limit on voting for nominees on award shows so actual good & talented people can win, amirite?

Case and point: "The M.T.V. Movie Awards" or, more accurately, "Tweens Shit Their Pants Over Twilight for Two Hours"

Tarzan is one of the scariest Disney movies there is, amirite?

Hands down, the Hunchback of Notre Dame was the scariest.