At least once a day you adjust your underwear.
Ladies: What could your mama do better than you? Gentlemen: What could your dad do better than you?
You almost always talk about the weather with acquaintances. Amirite ?
Do hairy legs gross you out?
Atheists: even though you don't believe in it, you hope there is a heaven for all them religious folks
When you're a loser and a loner, money is all you care about at this point of your life, amirite?!
Customer service is a challenging and rewarding job to have.
Why is it that most of the people I find interesting are the ones i do not get along and/or there is tension between?
Environmentalism and Communism go hand in hand.
Though I don't agree with it as a solution, I think suicide should be a person's choice and no one else's.
Humans are wonderful creatures. The society we've built is amazing, and when you look at the next generation, you see that things will only get better, amirite?
gender equality, amirite?
Roses are dead Violets are dying Outside I'm smiling Inside I'm crying
that moment when you realize nothing good can last is devastating, amirite?