Anti-jokes are sometimes funnier than real jokes nowadays. Example: Helen Keller walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a door. Amirite?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Nike should never sponsor a suicide hotline, amirite?

"I..uh...have been recently..um..having some..kind of...suicidal thoughts." "Oh yeah? JUST DO IT!"

Sometimes a typo is so perfect you don't feel like fixing it, amirite?

One time I told someone to "abuse me" instead of "amuse me". It was weird

Mostly everything sounds sexier in Spanish, amirite?

Hay una fiesta en my pantalones.

You want to scream "you're not my real ladder!" at your step-ladder, amirite?

My step-ladder is always trying to get me high. I'm just not comfortable anymore.

Guyliner is sexy, amirite?

Almost as sexy as manscara

Admit it, you're just a little bit afraid of having an unattractive child, amirite?

Yeah. My parents lucked out.

It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved, amirite?

How much money you've spent on food..how many texts sent

My brother's name is Derek and my grandma thinks it's Carrott.

You've tried to make up your own slang term, but all your attempts at making it "happen" totally ended up plooging. amirite?

ItsPreeGood, stop trying to make plooging happen. It's not going to happen!

You've had a teacher with an awesome last name, amirite?
@candito Mr. Ballin.

also Mrs. Stahnke (pronounced Stanky)

Nowadays every other commercial that plays makes an attempt at humor, but most of them are completely unfunny. Using random things that don't even relate to one's campaign isn't unique anymore, amirite?
there is a color/style of clothing you refuse to wear, amirite?

No high wasted skirts. People tend to think they're generic and look good on everyone no matter what

It's strange to think about how when you stare into someone's pupils, you're really seeing nothing, the absence of light, amirite?

I will remember this the next time I'm staring into someone's pupils.....

Vous ne parlez pas français. Enfin j'ai juste eu envi de mettre quelque chose en français sur ce site. amirite?
@Sonofarifle On a side note, i thought you said grammar doesn't matter on the internet ;) Checkmate

it doesn't, but if you correct mine then it's only fair that I correct yours