What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.
"I..uh...have been recently..um..having some..kind of...suicidal thoughts." "Oh yeah? JUST DO IT!"
One time I told someone to "abuse me" instead of "amuse me". It was weird
Hay una fiesta en my pantalones.
My step-ladder is always trying to get me high. I'm just not comfortable anymore.
Almost as sexy as manscara
Yeah. My parents lucked out.
How much money you've spent on food..how many texts sent
My brother's name is Derek and my grandma thinks it's Carrott.
ItsPreeGood, stop trying to make plooging happen. It's not going to happen!
also Mrs. Stahnke (pronounced Stanky)
I agree. And the one with the food critic...formidubly!
No high wasted skirts. People tend to think they're generic and look good on everyone no matter what
I will remember this the next time I'm staring into someone's pupils.....
it doesn't, but if you correct mine then it's only fair that I correct yours