Millennials have a historically low 4.2% of wealth. And 2% of that 4.2% belongs to just one millennial, Mark Zuckerberg. amirite?

You saw this from a tweet

Fathers produce the data for mothers to 3D print people, amirite?

If you think about it, you are really just a brain and spinal cord. Everything else just exists to keep them alive or to serve them in some way. The brain and spinal cord also look a bit like a giant sperm so maybe we are just overgrown sperm incased in a fancy shell

Whoever lost the secret of Greek Fire probably did more good for the world and civilization than any other human in history. amirite?

All the Greek fire in the world couldn't help the byzantines stave off the Turks. It might've not been as game changing as one would think.

Yours truly despises with great, burning passion those who unnecessarily employ sophisticated terminology to merely appear as intelligent. amirite?
Forget all doomsday events, our demise will be our own division over a jab in the arm. amirite?
Every dick you've held has had a hand around it! amirite?

And maybe some other things.

You could visit the vast majority of the world without really needing a translator if you learned just six languages: English, Spanish, French, Arabic, Russian, and Chinese. amirite?

Fortunately everyone speaks English so you only need one.

Buy 1 get 1 free is the same as 2 for the price of one. amirite?

Also buy one get one half off is the same as 25% off 2 items.

"Smile, you're on camera" signs seem so pathetic and non-threatening at all, which probably doesn't meet their intended purpose, amirite?

Depends on where ur at and what ur doing. If ur up to no good, it might be a cause for alarm. But i still got my mask on so its all good

We are all selected but since we are all selected it seems like no one are selected. amirite?

"And when everyone's special... no one will be."

Capitalism is so successful because it uses individual greed as a catalyst to produce for the collective. amirite?
@Akhilmathew33 You might even say, there is some kind of invisible hand at play....

That invisible hand writing the legislation and stuffing money into congress pockets?

Only people your exact height see you the same way you see yourself in the mirror. amirite?
Adding "Never Gunna Give You Up" in a playlist while on shuffle is literally Russian Roulette but Rickroll. amirite?

Except without the key element of death

Every gay person is a virgin because they've never had vaginal sex. amirite?

This is why we need sex ed in school.

a hamster killed a man once, amirite?