I've always heard people define parkour as "Getting from point A to point B as quickly and efficiently as possible" but obviously many people disagree with that. Perhaps free running would have been a better term?

It was a lot like the one on on this site, where you can easily see the replies and the comment, but a while back someone decided it would be a GREAT idea to make it utterly impossible to find the original comment.

I did even before I started programming

When it comes to that kind of stuff, I find that it's easier (and funnier) to be as blunt as possible

that must mean we have to sue them

All the time, afterwards I usually ponder how I could become that awesome

A THOUSAND TIMES YES
I just want to jump through the screen and yell at them

Not really a fan, but I don't think most people know who Tyler is (including me)

No, but my iPhone has a name... (Alexandria)

Is that the same as Team 'Guy who almost hit Bella with his car' because that's the team I'm on

Assassin's creed would be better

This made me smile

No way, I live in Texas and there are grass fires everywhere right now, we need that rain

you're body trying to force you to vomit when you have nothing in you to vomit is pretty terrible

But one has an actual voice and the other doesn't, at least, as far as I know.