You really hate that the 'cool' thing to do nowadays is to trash modern singers. Maybe they aren't the same as old singers, but let your fucking nostalgia go. Justin Bieber/One Direction AREN'T that bad, amirite?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: The quality of a band is relevant.
If One Direction brings you the same joy that Weezer and Passion Pit bring me, then by all means, listen to them.

You really hate that the 'cool' thing to do nowadays is to trash modern singers. Maybe they aren't the same as old singers, but let your fucking nostalgia go. Justin Bieber/One Direction AREN'T that bad, amirite?
Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) = hello smilie
( un ) = un smilie
( angry ) = angry smilie
( lolwut) = lolwut smilie
( ono ) = ono smilie
( goo ) = goo smilie
( yum ) = yum smilie
( frown ) = frown smilie
( d ) = d smilie
( smirk ) = smirk smilie
( wary ) = wary smilie
( no ) = no smilie
( hmm ) = hmm smilie
( hehe ) = hehe smilie
( cool ) = cool smilie
( l ) = l smilie
( Y ) = y smilie
( n ) = n smilie
( love ) = love smilie
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

There's at least one amirite user that you have a huge internet crush on, amirite?
@lilobama nacklefoodle, favkes

I hear Nacklefoodle is a broom.

You hate it when you have to dress in drag and do the hula, amirite?
You think porn should be banned, amirite?

While we're at it, we should ban sunshine and rainbows and kittens and the smell of a new pack of Pokemon cards and everything else wonderful in the world.

The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?

"I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudels, would be too pleased to hear about this."

Amirite: the website where it's all made up and the points don't matter, amirite?

And I'm Drew Carey, your host for this evening. please be referencing Whose Line Is It Anyway

Sodium and chlorine are going out now, how ionic! amirite?
the gay couple with the asian baby on "Modern Family" are amazing, amirite?

They are fantastic.

Everyone in the TV industry makes this big fucking deal about Kurt from Glee and how progressive he is and shit... Bullshit. ALLof his plots revolve around the fact he's gay, and he's a bloody walking stereotype. He's pushing gays back, if anything. Sure, he's mainstream tv, but he's not a person. He's a Gay Teenager.

Cam and Mitchel, on the other hand, are portrayed as two average men with distinct personalities, in a relationship, dealing with real, everyday issues that don't constantly revolve around the fact that they like dick. And that's the way it SHOULD be.

Thank you, Modern Family. THANK YOU.

Go to Google Translate and type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then translate English to Vietnamese Copy and paste the Vietnamese words and translate Vietnamese back to English, amirite?

Go to the Armenian part of Google Translator and type in "stop fucking telling me to do shit on Google translator", type the resulting characters into the French translator backwards, wait two weeks, and then go lick a cactus.