+3,150 To this day, the people that used to bully me still take my lunch money. But it's okay as long as they don't mess up my order in the drive-thru, amirite?

+3,640 It's funny how most music today is about how much the guy wants to hook up with you, when all the Beatles wanted to do was hold your hand, amirite?

+2,493 Better a guilty man go free than an innocent man be locked up, amirite?

+3,450 For all we know, scientists on Pluto took a vote and decided Earth's no longer a planet, amirite?

+3,557 It's stupid how at the movie theaters 13 year olds are charged as adults, but they can't watch an adult movie until they're 18, amirite?

+3,482 How to Lose Weight: Turn your head to the left, then to the right. Repeat when offered food. amirite?

+3,515 dear family, thanks for putting my empty cereal box back in the cabinet. now I can have disappointment for breakfast. amirite?

+3,492 I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan. Somebody is going to be wrong. amirite?

+3,463 You know it's getting close to Halloween when you see Christmas decorations in stores, amirite?

+3,449 There's better ways than war to get back at a country. For example, pick a day where its supposed to rain, fly over the capital city, and drop thousands of rolls of toilet paper. That way no one gets killed, everyone gets confused, and they have to spend their time getting wet toilet paper off of their buildings instead of hurting others. amirite?

+3,416 Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will cause someone to bring a gun to school and kill everybody, amirite?

+3,335 When I was younger, my mom would give me $1 to go to the store. I could get 12 eggs, bags of candy, a gallon of milk and box of tea. You can't now though, there are way too many security cameras. amirite?

+3,434 You always assume the brunette, blonde, and redhead in blonde jokes are female, amirite?

+3,305 Two Rules For Success: 1) Never tell people everything you know. amirite?

+3,213 If you're purchasing a pregnancy test from the Dollar Store, I think we both know you can't afford a positive, amirite?

+3,333 There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator, amirite?

+3,132 Sarcasm translates really well over a computer or text message, amirite?

+3,259 If Eve cursed an entire human race for an apple, I can only imagine what she'd do for a Klondike bar... amirite?

+3,156 Life is all about ass, everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one :) , amirite?

+3,273 The less you use swear words, the more power they have when you do use them. amirite?