+2,466 Dudes, before you make her too angry, remember, females have more experience cleaning up blood stains, amirite?

+1,381 I should be allowed to differentiate between two non-descript people I dont know by saying "he is the black dude" without people accusing me of being racist, amirite?

+2,475 You wanna be able to hear your own language without understanding it, so you can hear how it sounds, amirite?

+2,273 I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it, amirite?

+2,298 We all know that if we get a text in the winter that says "hjbrseyu dcsanjhtr tgrsalkj hjboijeq whgsreinhjmgbf fbglkmoivfes" means "hey i cant talk now im wearing gloves" Amirite?

+2,353 Say what you want about paedophiles, at least they drive slowly around schools, amirite?

+2,443 When you stay home from school sick, you look at the time and see what class you'd be in if you were in school, amirite?

+2,254 Most people don't even vote for presidents. They vote for things like American Idol -_-... I think they should just name those presidency elections to something catchy like "Who's gonna run this Bitch".. amirite?

+2,379 It takes 22 muscles to smile and 37 muscles to frown. That means I'm working out harder than you, Mr. Fucking Happy. amirite?

+2,438 you hate it when your washing your face and the water runs down you arm to your elbows, making a mess, amirite?

+2,223 There's always that one really freaky girl in your grade who's obsessed with horses, amirite?

+2,348 You'd rather have a beautiful singing voice than have 1000+ facebook friends, amirite?

+2,410 You'd love to somehow be able to know of every single person who has ever liked you, amirite?

+1,855 Fat people should lose weight, amirite?

+2,359 You could totally imagine Old Spice Guy doing a presidential campaign ad: Hello people of America. Look at your nominee, now back to me. Now back to your nominee, now back to me. Sadly, your nominee isn't me, but if he stopped running for president he could be in my cabinet. I'm on a campaign ad. amirite?

+2,346 Sims: Can't afford pizza? Sell the window! amirite?

+2,413 Girls: It's okay to think another girl is pretty without being a lesbian, amirite?

-2,029 Periods probably aren't even that bad, amirite?

+2,374 Girls, you'd rather be called "Dude" than "Dudette" anyday, amirite?

+2,309 A birthday is when people set your dessert on fire and stand around laughing and smiling while you desperately try to blow it out, amirite?