+2,718 When done right, parallel parking is a beautiful thing to watch, amirite?

+3,264 You hate when you plan a conversation in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script, amirite?

+3,275 Sometimes, you plan out conversations in your head that you'll never end up having, amirite?

-1,191 There is no English accent, that's just the sound that is made when words are pronounced properly, amirite?

+3,042 It's totally normal to call the United States "the States", but it would be weird to call the United Kingdom "the Kingdom", amirite?

+2,592 You go to the gym to get badges, not muscles, amirite?

+3,064 Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing?...Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me." amirite?

+3,152 It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved, amirite?

+3,127 Voldemort would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids, amirite?

+2,179 Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?

+2,097 Everytime a fly flies around you, you feel like people think that you dont shower or something, amirite?

+2,996 Two men walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies, amirite?

+3,154 A year's supply of calendars isn't as much as it sounds, amirite?

+2,927 Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. amirite?

+2,909 Firetrucks and ambulances would be much more effective if they were to replace that annoying siren with the song Move Bitch by Ludacris, amirite?

+2,995 It's really awkward when you go inside of your closet looking for Narnia and you find the door to Monster's Incorporated, amirite?

+2,169 It's not tomorrow until you go to sleep then wake up - It's annoying when people say "what are you doing today" just because it's 00:01, amirite?

+2,952 You have to wonder about the first person who decided to hang ornaments on a Christmas tree. "Look! Here's an empty branch... not good to burn... I'm just gonna hang some random shit on it." amirite?

+2,857 Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge, amirite?

+2,179 Sometimes words put together sound like something else, its sofa king retarded, amirite?