-32 Your parents become less older than you, proportionally, every year after you're born. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 day ago

+16 Olives don't belong on pizza, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 hours ago

+22 I don't enjoy Only Murders in the Building. amirite?

by Onabaumbach 4 hours ago

+26 Condoms come sealed for safety, and seal cum for safety. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 hours ago

+29 They always say "dance like nobody's watching" but I quite literally have always watched, amirite?

by FanSlow 4 hours ago

+33 Chapel Roan suxxors, amirite?

by smithroxane 5 hours ago

+45 Sink water is the best water to drink, amirite?

by AdditionFabulous9372 5 hours ago

+37 Your current weight is the sum of every calorie you've ever eaten minus every calorie you've ever burned. amirite?

by Abbotthoward 5 hours ago

+23 Every day you survive statistically increases your odds of dying tomorrow. amirite?

by Johnstonflorian 6 hours ago

+35 Egg sandwiches are the best hot sandwich, amirite?

by Anonymous 7 hours ago

+31 Denis Leary's John Lennon joke was much better than Bill Hicks', amirite?

by LoudAd2004 7 hours ago