-32 Your parents become less older than you, proportionally, every year after you're born. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 day ago

+4 I don't enjoy Only Murders in the Building. amirite?

by Onabaumbach 57 minutes ago

+6 Condoms come sealed for safety, and seal cum for safety. amirite?

by Anonymous 57 minutes ago

+7 They always say "dance like nobody's watching" but I quite literally have always watched, amirite?

by FanSlow 1 hour ago

+17 Chapel Roan suxxors, amirite?

by smithroxane 2 hours ago

+29 Sink water is the best water to drink, amirite?

by AdditionFabulous9372 2 hours ago

+17 Your current weight is the sum of every calorie you've ever eaten minus every calorie you've ever burned. amirite?

by Abbotthoward 2 hours ago

+12 Every day you survive statistically increases your odds of dying tomorrow. amirite?

by Johnstonflorian 3 hours ago

+16 Egg sandwiches are the best hot sandwich, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 hours ago

+19 Denis Leary's John Lennon joke was much better than Bill Hicks', amirite?

by LoudAd2004 4 hours ago

+23 Bananas are the weirdest fruit. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 hours ago